These Things Will Happen Before You Win Powerball

You’ve have a one in 292.2 million chance of winning the $1.5 billion lotto jackpot this Wednesday. Here are somethings that will happen BEFORE you win the billions.

1. You’re 25 times more likely to become President of the United States than win the Power-ball, but if either way, you get my vote.
2. Imagine flipping a coin 28 times in a row and getting heads on every flip. That will happen before you win the lotto.
3. You’re four times more likely to bonked on the head by an asteroid.
4. My favorite. You’re 10 times more likely to die in a car wreck on your way to buy Power-ball tickets than to win it.
But like you, I’ll be playing too. Two bucks for a dream. Why not!

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