Funny Letters To Santa From Kids

This will give you a little Christmas cheer

November 28, 2018

Photo Credit: Diane Lyn


Kids always say the darnest things! I wish I kept copies of my letters to Santa. Here is a letter from a little girl, her parents kept a copy:

"Dear Santa,

I think you are a fat man, and I am not leaving you any cookies because Mrs. Claus says you are on a diet. You need to stay away from junk food and don't eat to much on your trip around the world. That's why I am leaving you vegetables. This year with Ultra Skim milk. I hope you lose some wait, because with all of those toys and you, I start to feel sorry for Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Doner, Blitzen and Rudolph. I sure hope you brought everything I asked for. Well since I didn't see you in person this year, I hope to see you next year!

Love you bye,


age 10

So cute!!!! Here are so more to make you smile (Ho Ho Ho):

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